220px-Young_Dorothy_Parker“By the time you swear you’re his,
Shivering and sighing.
And he vows his passion is,
Infinite, undying.
Lady make note of this —
One of you is lying.”
― Dorothy Parker

“I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.”
― Dorothy Parker

How has there not been a big, Oscar-nomination-ful biopic about Dorothy Parker?