I’ve got a bunch of SEINFELDIA paperbacks and 2018 desk calendars (yes, SEINFELDIA is now a desk calendar!) that I’d like to turn into donations for Puerto Rico. Anyone who donates $16 or more to Unidos por Puerto Rico, email the receipt to me at email@example.com and I will send you a signed copy. Be sure to tell me your mailing address and whether you’d like a book or a calendar. While supplies last!