Britney’s Best Lost Songs

I fell down a particularly deep research hole this week when I started looking up unreleased Britney Spears songs — the woman has almost as deep a catalog of lost songs as she does released songs! And some of them are just as good as her best available work, though on...

Why I Love Britney Spears: A Treatise

I know that Britney Spears is designed for my pleasure, and the pleasure of millions. Some of us respond to this, some of us do not, but enough of us do that she keeps raking in millions of dollars for whatever it is that you would call her job title. Performer,...

Writing Career Advice from Britney Spears

I’ve decided that from now on when young folks ask me for writing career advice, I am just going to send them Britney Spears’ new single: I’m joking, mostly, of course. Writing is quite unlikely to get you a Maserati. Writing is an even worse way to...